banasmagiccastle:

just because it’s cool on the internet doesnt mean it needs a show

please stop

just

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tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

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ander-son:

finnickerr:

come on has anyone ever actually used the word benign validly in a sentence

i am eight but i will soon benign

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liam-gayne:

all the erther kerds werth the permped urp kerks u better rern better rern ferster than mah berllet

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that awesome moment when this hot guy follows you back on tumblr and has been since forever but you didn’t know until about five seconds ago and asdfghjkl;

chekhov:

Subliminal Mesendmenudesages

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